Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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