so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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