That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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