Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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