Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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