you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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