your thong is hanging out like whoa
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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This is classic penis vs brain.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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