this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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