Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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