Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Randomize
