Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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