come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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