There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he was CRYING into my vagina
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't deserve a penis
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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