This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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