dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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