i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Randomize
