Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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