The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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