you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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