why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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