a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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