when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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