K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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