idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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