my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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