ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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