I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there