i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
where does the pee come out of this thing
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
