yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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