Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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