I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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