Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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