didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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