2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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