THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
