I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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