it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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