So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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