Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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