4 words: hood of his car
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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