I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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