He kissed a someone with a penis
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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