new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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