chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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