i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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