These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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