I want to stick my p in your. b.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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