everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.