Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009