I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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