Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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