Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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