So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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