the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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