How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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