I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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